monkey metal

A term used in the Antique trade to describe a cheap metal alloy, usually zinc based. Often used to describe spelter figures and other ornamental items which were often copies of original bronze pieces.

It is only a cheap monkey metal copy of an original Lorenzl, Art Deco, bronze figurine.

by Welded Bliss January 11, 2008

monkey metal

Monkey metal is junk metal. Usually lots of cheap zinc and aluminum.

WTF? These wrenches I bought at the dollar store are bending like I'm Uri Gellar?

You wanker! Everything metal there is made of monkey metal!

by Chimpogen December 9, 2005

Monkey Metal

Monkey Metal is a sub-genre of Heavy Metal Music which possesses elements of extreme win. The genre was created by Youtube celebrity/guitarist/guitar company owner, Rob Chapman(The Monkey Lord). As of yet, only The Monkey Lord himself can play Monkey Metal as no-one else, at this time, possesses the extreme amount of win necessary to do so. It is rumoured that to play Monkey Metal, you must possess more win than a Windigo, however win at this extreme quantity is considered dangerous and the only defence against it is to have lots of hair.

Monkey Metal is still in an evolutionary stage, but at the moment contains elements of progressive metal (unusual rhythms), alternative metal (unusual melodies and 'riffs'), and early thrash metal such as Metallica ('chugging' sections). One example of Monkey Metal is the Monkey Lord song "Phantom Power" which can be purchased from iTunes.

The term "Monkey Metal" was first used on the Monkey Lord Forums and originated in the thread titled "and then it dawned on me..". It was created by MLF user mean0machine.

the song "Phantom Power" By the band Monkey Lord, is the only recorded song which is in the genre of Monkey Metal

by mean0machine May 23, 2010

monkey metal

Plastic that has been coated in a metallic coating to make it look like it's made of metal.

WTF, this isn't metallic, it's monkey metal. *flicks object to prove it's not metallic*

by David Kuling May 9, 2007

money metal

(adj.) Something that is tight, solid, quality, etc.

Coined by John "Cakes" Auville of the WHFS Sports Junkies. Cakes wanted a home that would not be damaged by termites. Specifically, he expressed a wish for a "money metal house." Originally, "money" (meaning awesome, tight, etc.) modified "metal house," (i.e., a house not made of wood), but now "money metal" is an adjective of its own, and does not require the object it is describing to be made of metal.

"It's a money metal show."
"I'm wearing my money metal Dr. Jthrowback."
"That ref made a money metal call."

by Baller-Ass Nigga November 1, 2004

monkey meal

A meal consisting of mushy peas, sausages, gravy and chips. usually enjoyed after a long day at work, may also take a while to cook.

Yo dig! wana monkey meal?

by mida moo November 21, 2007

Meal Money

Asking a parent for money under the pretext that it will be used to buy food while hanging out with someone, while in reality it will be used to pay for drugs.

John: Hey man, let's toke this weekend.
Jack: I can't man, I'm broke.
John: Just ask your parents for meal money.

by YarnFarm October 3, 2011