Definitions by Chimpogen

monkey metal 

Monkey metal is junk metal. Usually lots of cheap zinc and aluminum.

WTF? These wrenches I bought at the dollar store are bending like I'm Uri Gellar?

You wanker! Everything metal there is made of monkey metal!

monkey metal by Chimpogen December 9, 2005

Mazak 

Mazak is Magnesium Zinc Aluminium alloy, aka diecast zinc, monkey metal

Like, dude, all the metal parts on my hookah I bought on eBay are like turning all grey and crumbly, WTF?

Word! Everything you buy there is so jank... buy a clue man, that crap isn't silver, it's Mazak.

Mazak by Chimpogen December 9, 2005