Dude 1: "Dude, why you hanging there with a beer in you hand?"
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."
Dude 2: "I'm preparing for the wicked act of monkey chugging."
by Lench Mob December 12, 2006
To hang upside down on a clothes line pole whilst consuming copious amounts of beer from a barrel via a tapper hose. Closely related to the keg stand.
My roommate is insane, he just did an 80-second monkey chug!!
I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
I was going to do a keg stand, but I opted for a monkey chug instead because I wanted to impress the ladies with my drinking skills and appreciation for primates at the same time.
by Milwaukee'd September 22, 2009
a woman who is always so drunk and stupid one would think she literally has the brainpan of a primate.
by less indifference April 02, 2006
A mythical creature which is a cross between a primate and a rageaholic. Consumes alcohol and bananas through its anus.
by XMC7991 September 23, 2016