back monkey

Someone who hangs around you incessantly, not able to take a hint and piss off. An annoyingly clingy person.

"Oh my god, that girl is such a back monkey, why doesn't she fuck off?"

by Deej June 10, 2004

Monkey-Double-back-flip

Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.

Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,

Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)

Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.

by Bro-Grim July 27, 2019

monkey on your back

To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.

"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."

by Guthlac A February 10, 2010

Monkey on your back

To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.

Man, he's got a monkey on him back! He's so wasted!

by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005

monkey on your back

To have a deep, uncontrollable desire to something such as Gamble, Smoke, or Drink.

Man he has that Drinking monkey on his back, it is 9:30 in the morrning and he's already drunk.

by Stan, Ricky, Cody, and Alex April 3, 2003

Monkey on your back

Addiction, mostly heroin/morphine addiction.

Hey dad, you been smacking da H again, quit it bitch, you have a monkey on your back

But the morphine eased the pain,
And the grass grew round his brain,
And gave him all the confidence he lacked,
With a Purple Heart and a monkey on his back.

There's a hole in daddy's arm where all the money goes,

-John Prine - 'Sam Stone' a song about a vietnam vet returning to the US with a monkey on his back.

by GG Allin11 September 1, 2013

monkey on my back

dealing with a drug problem

"i'm trying to kick this drug habit but there's a monkey on my back"

by bigronnis December 12, 2016