monkey back 

When you injure your lower back in such a way, that it forces you to lean over like a monkey.

P1: I was sitting in the floor for a few hours, and now I have monkey back.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.

monkey back by 反町 February 3, 2015

Monkey-Double-back-flip

Usually pertain to women that divorce rape her husband then go on a wild sexual spree's with his friends and their friends.

Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,

Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)

Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.

Monkey-Double-back-flip by Bro-Grim July 27, 2019

back monkey 

Someone who hangs around you incessantly, not able to take a hint and piss off. An annoyingly clingy person.

"Oh my god, that girl is such a back monkey, why doesn't she fuck off?"

back monkey by Deej June 10, 2004

monkey on your back 

To have some very burdensome nuisance you have to put up with--in a sense wider than just a drug or other addiction.

"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."

monkey on your back by Guthlac A February 10, 2010

Back office monkey 

B.O.M for short. An employee of a financial service firm who pushes paper ie: does cost accounting, settles accounts, etc. This employee thinks that by becoming a Chartyred Financial Analyst, they will move to a more glamorous front office position and make more money. B.O.M's are easily placated by free donuts or pizza.

Douchebag and Lion are both destined to be back office monkeys for Harvey Industries.

Back office monkey by freshwoman June 30, 2005

Monkey on your back 

To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.

Man, he's got a monkey on him back! He's so wasted!

Monkey on your back by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005

get this monkey off my back 

to break a bad habit, especially about taking drugs

I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely

get this monkey off my back by devilmaycareq18 February 29, 2016