monkaiy 

A tall being, who lives his life looking down on the peasants of the world. The type of being to hang their shoes on the wall. This being remains tidy but does not conform to society.

Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.

The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.

A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.

My boyfriend doesn't like oral sex but he is a Monkaiy.

monkaiy by SlayedByMonkaiy June 8, 2024

Monkay 

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

Monkay by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009

Monkai 

The plural of monkey

Bro those are some cool as monkai

Monkai by Pterodactyl66 December 24, 2019

Monkai 

The plural of monkey

Kyle: Do u think those monkai want my monster

Kyle #2: Bro for sure

Monkai by Pterodactyl66 December 24, 2019

funkay monkay 

term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey

Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!

funkay monkay by bokcheelo January 13, 2003

Sark Monkay 

A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.

Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"

Sark Monkay by Ddogthies May 3, 2018

monkay 

a mofoin' mokey who looks black and acts sluty

look at that monkay daaaaaamn look at his monkay

monkay by Chenzo_88 October 9, 2003