A tall being, who lives his life looking down on the peasants of the world. The type of being to hang their shoes on the wall. This being remains tidy but does not conform to society.
Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.
The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.
A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.
Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.
The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.
A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.
by SlayedByMonkaiy June 8, 2024
Get the monkaiy mug.The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.
Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.
Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?
Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?
Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
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Get the funkay monkay mug.A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.
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