Monkay

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009

monkay

a mofoin' mokey who looks black and acts sluty

look at that monkay daaaaaamn look at his monkay

by Chenzo_88 October 9, 2003

monkay

a man to man blowjob

Dude did Frank really give Billy a monkay the other day?

by fenderbabiee June 21, 2005

+MONKAY

What SOMEONE is always saying. Based on Halo CE modding, where you have to add a "+" before some stuff. THen that escalated to "+MONKAY". It is an everything word, usually a reply or exclamation. Retard for "STFU!!!!!!"

Me: Hey dude...
SOMEONE: +MONKAY
Me: ....uhhh
SOMEONE: +MONKAY!!!!

by Bob Teh Uber 1337 h4xz0r January 21, 2007

Monkay

Someone who thinks they belong in a place that they can’t be in.

I saw a monkay at the store.
I saw a monkay driving a truck or also know as a truckcoon

by The cheesekake man or Blake November 19, 2019

Monkay

A word used to describe a person, usually a nigger(black person) as a joke

Person: What's up monkay

Nigger(Black Person): What up cracker

by WomenBelongInKitchen October 24, 2023

funkay monkay

term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey

Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!

by bokcheelo January 13, 2003