Monkay 

The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.

Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.

Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?

Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!

Monkay by Awkwarddeadantelope July 21, 2009

monkay 

a mofoin' mokey who looks black and acts sluty

look at that monkay daaaaaamn look at his monkay

monkay by Chenzo_88 October 9, 2003

monkay 

a man to man blowjob

Dude did Frank really give Billy a monkay the other day?

monkay by fenderbabiee June 21, 2005

Monkay 

Someone who thinks they belong in a place that they can’t be in.

I saw a monkay at the store.
I saw a monkay driving a truck or also know as a truckcoon

Monkay by The cheesekake man or Blake November 19, 2019

Monkay 

A word used to describe a person, usually a nigger(black person) as a joke

Person: What's up monkay

Nigger(Black Person): What up cracker

Monkay by WomenBelongInKitchen October 24, 2023

funkay monkay 

term used to describe a crazy person or one that acts like a monkey

Nelson Zheng is such a funkay monkay!

funkay monkay by bokcheelo January 13, 2003

Sark Monkay 

A possessed children's sock monkey that feeds on the fear of the child it chooses. The sark monkay will stalk it's host, watching them no matter where they are. It will also force them to bring it food and somtimes threaten there pets, and in worse cases, eating them. Weaknesses: fire, teddy bears.

Sark monkay =stalker/creep/molester
"Get away from me you Sark Monkay!"

Sark Monkay by Ddogthies May 3, 2018