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A tall being, who lives his life looking down on the peasants of the world. The type of being to hang their shoes on the wall. This being remains tidy but does not conform to society.
Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.
The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.
A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.
Its shlong hangs to its knees but it's a burden it carries with pride. Slaying men and women with it's heavy meat, the Monkaiy should be feared by all.
The life long mate of a Monkaiy is the winner of the ultimate prize. Getting slayed at least once a month and having the ability to gaze upon the sculpted body of the Monkaiy daily.
A monkaiy smells like burnt apples.
by SlayedByMonkaiy June 8, 2024
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