monkaylon

Fine with a big dick good in bed funny

If you dating monkaylon you are a lucky person

by Monkaylon November 23, 2021

Monkeydonia

The country formerly known as FYROM only to themselves but known as Monkeydonia to everyone else due to their behaviour in current important political issues, such as land stealing, historical theft and racism.

we monkeydonians have a proud history, but it feels secondhand.

look up monkeydonia on you tube

by monkeydonia historian December 16, 2008

monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

monkeylove

To conduct love making in a manner that is wild, passionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. Lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.

(Mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)

Somewhat related to the idea in the Cool & The Gang song, "Jungle Boogy".

she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove

by MNO September 2, 2004

monkatonic

An elixer made to cure the ailments of monkeys.

The monkey is dying! He needs a monkatonic!

by Evans Atwood January 22, 2004

monkeydonian

an insult for a Macedonian being obnoxious

Macedonian: NAPOLEON IS MACEDONIAN!!1!
Greek: shut up u monkeydonian

by monkeydonian January 29, 2022

monkalope

Half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a "Designer" and when questioned on issues becomes easily flustered.

Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.

Favorite food, bear claws.

Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.

The monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper balls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.

by scott d August 6, 2005