Monk fish
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Monk Fishing
A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.
Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "
Julian spots a rather foxy female.
Julian: "Monkfish!"
Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.
Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"
- Monk Fishing
Julian spots a rather foxy female.
Julian: "Monkfish!"
Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.
Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"
- Monk Fishing
Monk Fishing by [Verification Identity Spot] August 31, 2011
Monkfish
An insult used to insult people when you are short of insults.
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice
Monkfish by maniacishere October 21, 2009
Monkfish
Monkfish by Bob and His Bugatti January 21, 2023
Slapjoy and Monkfish
Film trilogy featuring Slapjoy and Monkfish, two badass gangsters played by Andy and Joycey who won't stop at nothing to get what they want. The films are noted for their pioneering use of completely stupid and in many ways unrelated scenes. Also features Blythey, Jonty, Stubbsy and Davy who is awful. Also noted actor Alex, who is really great and deserves a big role, like the president or somthing.
Slapjoy and Monkfish is underrated.
Slapjoy and Monkfish by Cock Upton August 6, 2004
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