Monkfish

An insult used to insult people when you are short of insults.
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice

Joe: Your mum is fat
Bob: er *blank* your such a monkfish
Joe: ...
Crowd: *cheers*

by maniacishere October 21, 2009

Monkfish

Something really cool, ranging from mildly cool to flabbergastingly-cool

I aspire to be monkfish.

by Bob and His Bugatti January 21, 2023

monkfish

The funniest man ever, played by Simon Day. Trademarks include telling people to shut it, and telling everyone he's in charge, also owner of the greatest pose ever. Can be seen in All Monkfish great and small and on channel 9, MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKFFFFIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!!

I know this must be a very difficult time for you, so put ya knickers on and go make me a cup of tea!

by Dave Eras April 4, 2004

monkfish

the monkfish is a very tantalizing dish, it comes in a delicious array of recipes to cater for all tastes. It is quite a salacious variety thats why there are so many in the waters today breeding their way into oblivion. Courtney introduced us into the magical world of monkfishism, and we adorn our walls in various shrines devoted to them.

ugly with large tenticle things and a big mouth

by laura February 13, 2004

Monkfish

A word used instead of the infamous 'lol' (laugh out loud), which is normally used when talking online. Can be shortened to 'MF.'

Guy #1: OMG I just totally fell over there.
Guy #2: Monkfish!
Guy #1: MF.

by Mo Bob December 24, 2006

monkfish tripe soup

from the popular travel show; a Croatian soup made from "trash fish," caught by low net fishing

alt. def: medical condition analogous to anal prolapse; potentially caused by prolonged sphincter muscle abuse from uber kinky coitus

"Would you like a monkfish tripe soup, deary? 'Tis fresh from the bottom of the abyss!"
"Mmm, pass some hot sauce with that, please.."

by 0R1GN4L_PR4NK5T4H October 11, 2014

monkfish soup

Something awful, a total failure, A total disaster; something that is confusing, unpleasant, or fundamentally flawed in concept or execution. Often used to describe poorly implemented ideas, features, or projects. Reference to the dish Agwi-Jjim.

That rollout was pure monkfish soup—nobody understood it, and now everything’s broken.

by AnimositySteve May 6, 2025