An insult used to insult people when you are short of insults.
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice
Joe: Your mum is fat
Bob: er *blank* your such a monkfish
Joe: ...
Crowd: *cheers*
by maniacishere October 21, 2009
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A word used instead of the infamous 'lol' (laugh out loud), which is normally used when talking online. Can be shortened to 'MF.'
Guy #1: OMG I just totally fell over there.
Guy #2: Monkfish!
Guy #1: MF.
by Mo Bob December 21, 2006
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The funniest man ever, played by Simon Day. Trademarks include telling people to shut it, and telling everyone he's in charge, also owner of the greatest pose ever. Can be seen in All Monkfish great and small and on channel 9, MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOONNNNNKKKKKFFFFIIIIISSSSSSHHHHH!!
I know this must be a very difficult time for you, so put ya knickers on and go make me a cup of tea!
by Dave Eras April 4, 2004
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the monkfish is a very tantalizing dish, it comes in a delicious array of recipes to cater for all tastes. It is quite a salacious variety thats why there are so many in the waters today breeding their way into oblivion. Courtney introduced us into the magical world of monkfishism, and we adorn our walls in various shrines devoted to them.
ugly with large tenticle things and a big mouth
by laura February 14, 2004
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Film trilogy featuring Slapjoy and Monkfish, two badass gangsters played by Andy and Joycey who won't stop at nothing to get what they want. The films are noted for their pioneering use of completely stupid and in many ways unrelated scenes. Also features Blythey, Jonty, Stubbsy and Davy who is awful. Also noted actor Alex, who is really great and deserves a big role, like the president or somthing.
Slapjoy and Monkfish is underrated.
by Cock Upton August 6, 2004
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One of the greatest comedy gangster trilogies i have ever seen. i have told all of my friends in the States to watch it but i cannot find it on the net. Please make it downloadable.
Slapjoy is so cool and so is Monkfish
by Randy January 13, 2005
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from the popular travel show; a Croatian soup made from "trash fish," caught by low net fishing

alt. def: medical condition analogous to anal prolapse; potentially caused by prolonged sphincter muscle abuse from uber kinky coitus
"Would you like a monkfish tripe soup, deary? 'Tis fresh from the bottom of the abyss!"
"Mmm, pass some hot sauce with that, please.."
by 0R1GN4L_PR4NK5T4H October 10, 2014
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