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mongfish 

a woman that has no sex life and, because of this, smells as though shes a fishmonger.
darryl: uurrrggh whats that smell???
sprout: oh its alana the mongfish!!!
mongfish by alex spruce April 20, 2006
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Monkfish 

An insult used to insult people when you are short of insults.
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice
Joe: Your mum is fat
Bob: er *blank* your such a monkfish
Joe: ...
Crowd: *cheers*
Monkfish by maniacishere October 21, 2009

Monkfish 

Something really cool, ranging from mildly cool to flabbergastingly-cool
I aspire to be monkfish.
Monkfish by Bob and His Bugatti January 21, 2023

Mungfish 

A random word, or an insult. It means someone who it stupid or dumb.
Guy 1: Dude, you're a mungfish.
Guy 2: No i'm not!
Mungfish by Lone she-wulf November 19, 2006

Slapjoy and Monkfish

Film trilogy featuring Slapjoy and Monkfish, two badass gangsters played by Andy and Joycey who won't stop at nothing to get what they want. The films are noted for their pioneering use of completely stupid and in many ways unrelated scenes. Also features Blythey, Jonty, Stubbsy and Davy who is awful. Also noted actor Alex, who is really great and deserves a big role, like the president or somthing.
Slapjoy and Monkfish is underrated.

monkfish tripe soup 

from the popular travel show; a Croatian soup made from "trash fish," caught by low net fishing

alt. def: medical condition analogous to anal prolapse; potentially caused by prolonged sphincter muscle abuse from uber kinky coitus
"Would you like a monkfish tripe soup, deary? 'Tis fresh from the bottom of the abyss!"
"Mmm, pass some hot sauce with that, please.."
A cross between mong and English language.
The form of English that is written in such a way that it is barely comprehensible as a real sentence.
Language that fails to string together a correct sentence, spelling or have your meaning understood due to poor writing ability.
I iz goes to da partay.
What are you speaking, Monglish?
Monglish by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017
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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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