mongfish

a woman that has no sex life and, because of this, smells as though shes a fishmonger.

darryl: uurrrggh whats that smell???
sprout: oh its alana the mongfish!!!

by alex spruce April 20, 2006

Monkfish

An insult used to insult people when you are short of insults.
Seen as a plan B option to insult people which will always get you respect an admiration.
Also a fish that tastes nice

Joe: Your mum is fat
Bob: er *blank* your such a monkfish
Joe: ...
Crowd: *cheers*

by maniacishere October 21, 2009

Monkfish

Something really cool, ranging from mildly cool to flabbergastingly-cool

I aspire to be monkfish.

by Bob and His Bugatti January 21, 2023

Mungfish

A random word, or an insult. It means someone who it stupid or dumb.

Guy 1: Dude, you're a mungfish.
Guy 2: No i'm not!

by Lone she-wulf November 19, 2006

Slapjoy and Monkfish

Film trilogy featuring Slapjoy and Monkfish, two badass gangsters played by Andy and Joycey who won't stop at nothing to get what they want. The films are noted for their pioneering use of completely stupid and in many ways unrelated scenes. Also features Blythey, Jonty, Stubbsy and Davy who is awful. Also noted actor Alex, who is really great and deserves a big role, like the president or somthing.

Slapjoy and Monkfish is underrated.

by Cock Upton August 6, 2004

monkfish tripe soup

from the popular travel show; a Croatian soup made from "trash fish," caught by low net fishing

alt. def: medical condition analogous to anal prolapse; potentially caused by prolonged sphincter muscle abuse from uber kinky coitus

"Would you like a monkfish tripe soup, deary? 'Tis fresh from the bottom of the abyss!"
"Mmm, pass some hot sauce with that, please.."

by 0R1GN4L_PR4NK5T4H October 11, 2014

Monglish

A cross between mong and English language.
The form of English that is written in such a way that it is barely comprehensible as a real sentence.
Language that fails to string together a correct sentence, spelling or have your meaning understood due to poor writing ability.

I iz goes to da partay.
What are you speaking, Monglish?

by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017