A slang word, typically used in place of dang-it, or that sucks, But it can be used in a wide variety of sentences. The root word, monkish, can be used as an adjective.
1.The bad grade I recieved in English caused me to hollar, "Monkishness!"
2. Gosh I can't stand that kid, he's so monkish.
Being so shocked and surprised that you stop everything you were doing. Often involves the puckering of the face as well.
What Anishsaid was so retarded that a feeling of mortishness washed over me. i couldn't continue reading my book, I had to acknowledge the stupidity of his statement, Y'know?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).