Mongxiong 

To be idiotic or retarded in an unintentionally manner.

"Look at that guy he is such a mongxiong!"

"Did you see Brandy's Right Here music video? She looks so mongxiong in it!"

Mongxiong by Sexehhh January 2, 2009

mongfongled 

To have been beaten without mercy into a state of retardation.

The 'Mong' part is derived from Mongoloid or Mongolism and refers to general retardation and the second part comes from the verb 'Fong' meaning to beat mercilessly.

Television report on a tragic accident:

"The police officer on the motorbike swerved to avoid a pedestrian who stepped onto the road, he then struck the side of a bus before cascading into a lamppost causing a severe and permanant brain injury."

Carlow youth:

"Yea he was mongfongled!!!"

mongfongled by Micko91 December 16, 2006

Monging It 

British Army terminology for putting in a bad performance / being defeatist / not putting in the effort.

Recruit: I can't go on...

Corporal: Stop monging it and get a move on!

Monging It by JBF July 18, 2005

Monging Out 

Basically - Zoning out, going into a daydream like state and you can't help but do so. When your eyes become fuzzy and you love to stare at an object in front of your eyes.

It's both a natural thing that happens and can also be caused by smoking weed.

"I can't stop monging out!"

Monging Out by fezkayuu November 16, 2009

Monging out 

The come-down after smoking marijuana

Shit man- i'm monging out

Monging out by Dave October 22, 2004

mongling 

mongle as a verb basically just means to molest or disturb

hey, quit mongling the cat

mongling by sacburg January 2, 2008

MONGOing 

The act of acting like an elitist on the internet. Associated with freezing talkpages, harrassing other people on the internet.

''Dude, you are MONGOing that guy! He can't edit his talk page on the site!''

MONGOing by I'mTehKettle September 7, 2008