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I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

Monkey Molesterer 

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:
Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!
Monkey Molesterer by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021

moneymover 

A person who earns a decent wage and pays a lot of bills and makes a lot of purchases, essentially zeroing out when everything is said and done.
It’s no big surprise that the moneymover is usually the most popular one in the family.
moneymover by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

moneymore 

go here if you want to fucking die

the estate in drogheda where the girls are pretty, they serve good chilli, and the men are armed

a mix of the wild wild west and GTA online
"did you go to moneymore last night?"
*realises he's talking to a legless corpse*
"oh yea"
moneymore by bone rattler November 22, 2021

MoneyMovez 

An Entrepreneur Term For An Opportunity To Make Money. A Move, Job Or Action To Make Some Money. Also A Designer Clothing Brand W/ Amazon Since 2021! Designed By: Myra Dean
“When I Lost My Job My Wife And I Had To Think Of MoneyMovez™️ In Order To Keep Our Home.”

“Jose said He Had To Make Some MoneyMovez™️ Then He Will Bring Us Back Some Pizza!”
MoneyMovez by MixedMoney223 May 27, 2024

holy moly whack a moley 

Holy Moly Whack A Moley Is a another phrase instead of oh my god. ANd is abbreviated HMWAM
Random guy: "You Just Won $1,000,000!"
Jack: "Holy Moly Whack A Moley!."