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I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester 

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

Monkey Molesterer 

A racist, Bunda licking monkey molesterer :rage: :rage:
Wendy you racist Monkey Molesterer !!!
Monkey Molesterer by Tiny bunda November 15, 2021

moneymover 

A person who earns a decent wage and pays a lot of bills and makes a lot of purchases, essentially zeroing out when everything is said and done.
It’s no big surprise that the moneymover is usually the most popular one in the family.
moneymover by Dr Bunnygirl November 28, 2019

moneymore 

go here if you want to fucking die

the estate in drogheda where the girls are pretty, they serve good chilli, and the men are armed

a mix of the wild wild west and GTA online
"did you go to moneymore last night?"
*realises he's talking to a legless corpse*
"oh yea"
moneymore by bone rattler November 22, 2021

MoneyMovez 

An Entrepreneur Term For An Opportunity To Make Money. A Move, Job Or Action To Make Some Money. Also A Designer Clothing Brand W/ Amazon Since 2021! Designed By: Myra Dean
“When I Lost My Job My Wife And I Had To Think Of MoneyMovez™️ In Order To Keep Our Home.”

“Jose said He Had To Make Some MoneyMovez™️ Then He Will Bring Us Back Some Pizza!”
MoneyMovez by MixedMoney223 May 27, 2024

holy moly whack a moley 

Holy Moly Whack A Moley Is a another phrase instead of oh my god. ANd is abbreviated HMWAM
Random guy: "You Just Won $1,000,000!"
Jack: "Holy Moly Whack A Moley!."
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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