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mondAIDS 

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.
He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.
mondAIDS by pathgirl February 21, 2009

Montarius 

Montarius is the most self confident person in the world he can take yo bitch and you won't do nannnthing about it (Future voice )
Montarius took yo bitch
Montarius by Nfnc June 18, 2018

montarious 

A Young Man Who Is Loyal And Trustworthy. Although He Isn't The Hottest Person On Earth, He Is Still An Attractive Guy And His Sex Life Is Really Out Of Control.
"Girl You Need To Get You A Montarious!"
montarious by CMG MULA December 21, 2016

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff 

Think of the worst possible things you could imagine, then put in a tube sock that was dunked in expired fish then times it by 123429809. Thats MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.
Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy robbed a bank?
Person 2: that is so MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

Montavius 

this man is very smart and sensitive. He has a smart wit and book smarts. He tends to be a "Know-it-all". Cares about people very deeply. Very creative. He is a talented musician.
Montavius comes off as rude when correcting others, but is often right.
Montavius by Ta's mom February 3, 2010

Mandarinsplain

When a native Chinese speaker explains a Duolingo level 1 word to you like you have no idea what it means, even though you have been chatting in with them in Chinese for 20 minutes.
I was chatting with Wang Peng for like an hour in Chinese, then he tried to explain to me that Mandarin has 4 tones. I hate it when he mandarinsplains to me.
Mandarinsplain by EtsUncle September 17, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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