Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
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Persona 1: “Hey man her family suddenly wore monocles while having tea and now she has Monoclephobia”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
Person 2: “yeah that happened to me too…”
by Gherman Sparrow July 11, 2021
Get the Monoclephobia mug.The nickname for the relationship between Monica and Chandler from the TV show "FRIENDS".
It is a combination of their names and is also one of the few ships where the nickname has been used in the show.
Ross: Huh. Sound alike, too. So Mondler. Uh what, uh what you doing?
Chandler: What does it look like? I am cleaning.
It is a combination of their names and is also one of the few ships where the nickname has been used in the show.
Ross: Huh. Sound alike, too. So Mondler. Uh what, uh what you doing?
Chandler: What does it look like? I am cleaning.
by Law-rah July 6, 2007
Get the Mondler mug.She asked me to "tongue punch her fart box." But, since this was a purely plutonic relationship I Monocle'd her and got pink eye.
by Gloriousbeardedbastard May 11, 2018
Get the Monocle'd mug.The ring of poo left around one's eye after another has positioned their anus around the eyeball. For thrill seekers only.
Jack woke up, looked in the mirror and to his delight saw a brown ring around his left eye. In that instance he realised that Erin had visited him in the night to deliver a Muddy Monocle.
by HairyChickenBum December 15, 2011
Get the Muddy Monocle mug.When asked what Obama would do as a result of losing female support,
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
Old Spice Guy: Instead of Opening a state of the Union adress with "My fellow Americans," try opening with "Hello ladies" and end with PRESIDENT AB POINT. And if all else fails,
MONOCLE SMILE"
Frank: Let's go play football and then go to Bob's party to get drunk and land some poontang
Joe: Sounds like a great idea,
MONOCLE SMILE!
by Old Spice Guy July 15, 2010
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