mompon

A coupon only a mom would have.

"I wish I could get school supplies from Staples."
"Wait, let me grab my mompons."

mompon by thestone124 June 8, 2016

Momonty 

When one uses a feigned/foreign inflection. However this is different from an accent, as it is inflection alone and not pronunciation.

"My roommate studied abroad and now she thinks her slight momonty is so cool."

"My cousin lived in England for a year and now I notice that she has a momonty when saying certain phrases. "

Momonty by Rovert429 July 2, 2009

mompound 

To have sexual intercourse with one's mother, who may be a milf. Often used as an insult in conjunction with a your mom joke.

"Dude, your mom is so hot I think I'm going to mompound you when your dad's not home."

"When Jeremy mompounded John, he got genital warts because his mom insisted that he not wear a condom."

mompound by Jeremy L. July 26, 2008

mompin'

an adjective to describe something that is either massive, or disgusting

1: Thats one mompin' queue to see casino royale, lets go see holiday
2: arrrr ben you idiot now im soaked in mompin' bong water

mompin' by Lewis van Schweinstein December 13, 2006

Momping 

Description of something that is big!

"dude, did you see that girls booty! It was MOMPING!"

Momping by Dr.acula1990 March 19, 2010

mompocalypse 

When your dad has gone away for some time and your stuck with your mom.
She takes away your electronic devices if you misbehave, she makes you help her with chores, she cares about safety and not fun and worst of all there is no dad to have authority over what she says.
It's a true teenage disaster.

Mike: "Hey Chris isn't Allan suppose to be online?"
Chris:"Yeah but hes in a mompocalypse"
Mike:"Poor Allan"

mompocalypse by Your average twat May 25, 2017

momson 

One who follows the way of the purple teletubby.

Runbun Is a Momson.

momson by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003