mompon

A coupon only a mom would have.

"I wish I could get school supplies from Staples."
"Wait, let me grab my mompons."

by thestone124 June 8, 2016

Momonty

When one uses a feigned/foreign inflection. However this is different from an accent, as it is inflection alone and not pronunciation.

"My roommate studied abroad and now she thinks her slight momonty is so cool."

"My cousin lived in England for a year and now I notice that she has a momonty when saying certain phrases. "

by Rovert429 July 2, 2009

mompound

To have sexual intercourse with one's mother, who may be a milf. Often used as an insult in conjunction with a your mom joke.

"Dude, your mom is so hot I think I'm going to mompound you when your dad's not home."

"When Jeremy mompounded John, he got genital warts because his mom insisted that he not wear a condom."

by Jeremy L. July 26, 2008

mompin'

an adjective to describe something that is either massive, or disgusting

1: Thats one mompin' queue to see casino royale, lets go see holiday
2: arrrr ben you idiot now im soaked in mompin' bong water

by Lewis van Schweinstein December 13, 2006

Momping

Description of something that is big!

"dude, did you see that girls booty! It was MOMPING!"

by Dr.acula1990 March 19, 2010

mompocalypse

When your dad has gone away for some time and your stuck with your mom.
She takes away your electronic devices if you misbehave, she makes you help her with chores, she cares about safety and not fun and worst of all there is no dad to have authority over what she says.
It's a true teenage disaster.

Mike: "Hey Chris isn't Allan suppose to be online?"
Chris:"Yeah but hes in a mompocalypse"
Mike:"Poor Allan"

by Your average twat May 25, 2017

momson

One who follows the way of the purple teletubby.

Runbun Is a Momson.

by Dr. Phillip Randall Jackson Pueblo III May 9, 2003