mommery

A beautiful girl who is the prettiest of them all. And doesn't put up with anyone's shit. She's perfect in every way and steals every guys heart. She may seem innocent but she really isn't.

Did you see Mommery over there?! She looks amazing. But i wouldn't have any chance with her.

by AidanIsTheBest July 27, 2016

Mommertz

A girl who can`t get enough of cats.

I can`t date a mommertz becasue I am alergic to cats.

by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012

Mommergency

objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)

It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.

by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018

momery

remembrances of the wonderful things you mother did to make your growing years a positive experience.

I was thinking today of all the baked goods my mother made each year for Christmas. What a wonderful momery.

by Slerak December 3, 2013

yes mommer

When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.

John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.

Group: BULL SHIT

Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.

by SK AC November 12, 2011

Mummery

A person who likes to tell 'Ya Momma' jokes.

Person 1: Sorry for the yeasty smell.
Person 2: That is what Ya Momma said to me last night. Boo Yah!
Person 1: Man, you are a real Mummery.

by soilduck February 23, 2009

Mommer

An Appalachian term for mother.

I love you, Mommer' 'How's your Mommer an them?'

by Longhairedcountrygirl August 22, 2010