mommery
A beautiful girl who is the prettiest of them all. And doesn't put up with anyone's shit. She's perfect in every way and steals every guys heart. She may seem innocent but she really isn't.
mommery by AidanIsTheBest July 27, 2016
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Mommertz
Mommertz by natenatenatenatenate August 5, 2012
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mommery • Momery • mommer • Mummery • mommer bomber • Mommergency • mommernem • Mommert • Mommertz • yes mommer
Mommergency
objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. first thing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)
Mommergency by Neon Thrush November 24, 2018
yes mommer
When one must always respond to said persons mother with the words: yes mommy, mom, or mother. This is usually the result of heavy parenting and overly obedient children. Every Yes mummer is physically and mentally incapable of uttering the word no to their or any persons mother. The yes mommer is looked down upon by the group, usually because of their forced early departure time, normally around 8:45pm.
John: Sorry guys, my mom's being a bitch and is making me go home early.
Group: BULL SHIT
Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.
Group: BULL SHIT
Martin: Yeah right, you just can't say no to your MOMMY you yes mommer.
yes mommer by SK AC November 12, 2011
Mommer
I love you, Mommer' 'How's your Mommer an them?'
Mommer by Longhairedcountrygirl August 22, 2010
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