objectively non-urgent concern that nessessitates a panicked phone call, often at innoprotune times (eg. firstthing in the morning after drinking, while on a date etc)
It's okay, it was just a Mommergency , let's try to go back to sleep.
MOMMANEM (-maw-muh-nem) noun.
When referring to your mom and her group of friends or family members, being to lazy to name names. Usually used in the southern parts of the states. (But can be heard just about anywhere)
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.