Mormjob

Known strictly in the Mormon community as a the sexual act of slapping the male sex organ through the pants and running out of the room full of guilt and curiosity.

Boy: Did Seth just get a mormjob!?
Girl: No, but Nick sure did! Look how she ran out of the room!

by Jake4444 March 4, 2012

momjob

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

by Captain Spock February 19, 2009

sloppy momjobs

Unbelievably full, jiggly pendulous breasts that some women get from childbirth.

Man, I was never really attracted to Maya Rudolph. But ever since she got knocked up, her sloppy momjobs are giving me a boner.

by momjobber October 18, 2010