momcel
“I was going to have sex with Chad but he decided against it when I told him about my kids. I’m such a momcel!”
momcel by Placus Septimus January 15, 2023
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Momcel
MOMCEL – a single mom who’s also celibate (not always by choice)
A woman who is a mother—often a single one—who has become celibate not by spiritual awakening, but by brutal life circumstances. Romantic prospects? Ghosted. Time for dating? Nonexistent. Libido? Missing, presumed dead. She didn’t choose the celibate mom life; the celibate mom life chose her.
Related Term: SINMOM – Involuntary single mom; most MOMCELs start here
A woman who is a mother—often a single one—who has become celibate not by spiritual awakening, but by brutal life circumstances. Romantic prospects? Ghosted. Time for dating? Nonexistent. Libido? Missing, presumed dead. She didn’t choose the celibate mom life; the celibate mom life chose her.
Related Term: SINMOM – Involuntary single mom; most MOMCELs start here
“Did I want to be celibate or did motherhood just delete my dating profile from the algorithm? MOMCEL era.”
“My kid saw a man in the house and asked if he was a plumber. He was my date. MOMCEL levels: maxed.”
“My kid saw a man in the house and asked if he was a plumber. He was my date. MOMCEL levels: maxed.”
Momcel by Sinmom_maker May 6, 2025
Related Words
momcel • Getting Momcel'd • Getting Momcelled • momcilo • morcels • mombelli • Momcert • momcest • momchelle • Momchelorette Party
Getting Momcel'd
Referring to when your friend gets delayed or is forced to cancel plans due to parental interference
"Did Matthew say when he'll be back?"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcel'd right now, so he probably won't be back soon"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcel'd right now, so he probably won't be back soon"
Getting Momcel'd by Spartmilkma September 7, 2025
momcest
momcest by ThatGamerGuyMicheal January 23, 2017
Momchelorette Party
Much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be's last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. Usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.
Example: "I'm pretty sure Amanda hooked up with that guy we met at Sandy's Momchelorette Party."
Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"
Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"
Momchelorette Party by sandywitz September 23, 2011
Momeltoe
Yo dude I went to Johnny Boy's house last night for some fun but I was greeted with his momma's nasty momeltoe!
Momeltoe by EverydaySausageShufflin'' March 17, 2013
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