“I was going to have sex with Chad but he decided against it when I told him about my kids. I’m such a momcel!”
by Placus Septimus January 15, 2023
Get the momcel mug.MOMCEL – a single mom who’s also celibate (not always by choice)
A woman who is a mother—often a single one—who has become celibate not by spiritual awakening, but by brutal life circumstances. Romantic prospects? Ghosted. Time for dating? Nonexistent. Libido? Missing, presumed dead. She didn’t choose the celibate mom life; the celibate mom life chose her.
Related Term: SINMOM – Involuntary single mom; most MOMCELs start here
A woman who is a mother—often a single one—who has become celibate not by spiritual awakening, but by brutal life circumstances. Romantic prospects? Ghosted. Time for dating? Nonexistent. Libido? Missing, presumed dead. She didn’t choose the celibate mom life; the celibate mom life chose her.
Related Term: SINMOM – Involuntary single mom; most MOMCELs start here
“Did I want to be celibate or did motherhood just delete my dating profile from the algorithm? MOMCEL era.”
“My kid saw a man in the house and asked if he was a plumber. He was my date. MOMCEL levels: maxed.”
“My kid saw a man in the house and asked if he was a plumber. He was my date. MOMCEL levels: maxed.”
by Sinmom_maker May 6, 2025
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Referring to when your friend gets delayed or is forced to cancel plans due to parental interference
"Did Matthew say when he'll be back?"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcel'd right now, so he probably won't be back soon"
"Nah, He's Getting Momcel'd right now, so he probably won't be back soon"
by Spartmilkma September 7, 2025
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Get the momcest mug.Much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be's last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. Usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.
Example: "I'm pretty sure Amanda hooked up with that guy we met at Sandy's Momchelorette Party."
Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"
Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"
by sandywitz September 23, 2011
Get the Momchelorette Party mug.Yo dude I went to Johnny Boy's house last night for some fun but I was greeted with his momma's nasty momeltoe!
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