MOMCEL – a single mom who’s also celibate (not always by choice)
A woman who is a mother—often a single one—who has become celibate not by spiritual awakening, but by brutal life circumstances. Romantic prospects? Ghosted. Time for dating? Nonexistent. Libido? Missing, presumed dead. She didn’t choose the celibate mom life; the celibate mom life chose her.
Related Term: SINMOM – Involuntary single mom; most MOMCELs start here
“Did I want to be celibate or did motherhood just delete my dating profile from the algorithm? MOMCEL era.”
“My kid saw a man in the house and asked if he was a plumber. He was my date. MOMCEL levels: maxed.”
Much like a bachelorette party is meant to celebrate a bride-to-be's last night of freedom, a momchelorette party is meant to be a last hurrah for the mom-to-be before the arrival of the baby. Usually thrown by the godmother or other close friend.
Example: "I'm pretty sure Amanda hooked up with that guy we met at Sandy's Momchelorette Party."
Example 2: "She may be 9 months pregnant, but that momchelorette sure can dance!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.