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mom bitch 

When a girl tells u what to do, ex: give me a cigarette, clean ur room, Were stayin home tonight.
She is very bossy. You have to learn to stay away from them, or kill every last one of them
Rosie: Hey guys u better sing happy birthday or ill kick ur ass and im not drunk.
Djay MPN: God that rosie is a "Mom bitch"
mom bitch by DjMPN August 21, 2006

YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH 

means ur mom is a fucking bitch and ur a piece of shit
q57uryfgj YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH eryrdsf

bitch mom dildo 

'bitch mom dildo' is a way to break an argument up. just by saying the word, (bitch mom dildo) you insert your dominance into the argument, thus breaking it.
guy: you so ug ly
you: bitch mom dildo
guy: shits his pants
bitch mom dildo by funkeemonkee October 28, 2020

bitch mom 

A friend or other relation (not mother) who consistenty critiques actions and/or speech.
Example: My bitch mom was all over my Friday night bar pics!
bitch mom by ShogunShockwave February 27, 2014

Mom's Bitch 

A word describing usually a fat slob who gets treated like a special person because their mother feeds them too much and praises them when they've done something small.

Usually an adult dickless wonder around the age of 18 to 30, who pushes his girlfriend further away every time they get into a fight by running to mommy.

It would usually seem as though the mother and son have a fuck buddy relationship with how much they're both up each other's asses.

If the Son goes out of line and doesn't do what his mom says, then disobeys her by making his own choices, the mother yanks the leash harder and makes him "Mom's Bitch" Similar to prison bitch only cupcakes and candy are involved, along with the male genitalia actually metaphorically shriveling up.
Thomas: Mom I uh.. I think my girlfriend and I need more privacy. She thinks you're intruding and invading our privacy.

Mom: I see. I guess you don't care that I might be dead in five years. I try to see you often before that happens because I love you!

Thomas: But mom! We love you too we just need some privacy, we are adults!

Mom: You are being DISRESPECTFUL!

Mom's Bitch: I am sorry mommy. I'll never do it again.
Mom's Bitch by tsunbot November 3, 2010

Bitch mom 

An outright asshole mother
Sandy Tran

Did you see that bitch mom drop kick her kid!?!
Bitch mom by Plan man June 29, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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