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when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.

dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.

mom bar by drew2258 August 14, 2011

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Bar mom

Similar to a soccer mom, a bar mom is a white middle or upper-middle class woman in her mid-40's to mid-60's who sees her adult children only in bars. During free time she is found at the bar drinking, playing pool, playing darts, or playing poker. A bar mom is the equivalent of a bar rat, but with children.

Did you see Vanessa at the bar Tuesday night?
Yeah she is such a bar mom.

Bar mom by Thotiana24 November 13, 2020

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Mom barbie

A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.

"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"

Mom barbie by mgg November 25, 2018