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Boner Abortion 

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection
Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.
Boner Abortion by drew2258 June 5, 2017
when you are riding in the front seat of you're moms car and she has to hit the brakes or do some crazy manuver to avoid something, then she stretches her arm across your chest holding you in your seat as if she was going to save your life.
dude some jerk whipped out in front of my moms mini van and i got the mom bar.
mom bar by drew2258 August 14, 2011