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Cancel Scared

People who have turned into robots because they are scared to speak lest they get canceled, making the usual red carpet interviews particularly boring, despite the alcohol and starvation for the event.
Natalie Portman and Amanda Seyfried are so boring in interviews.

Nah, they're just cancel scared. Jennifer Lawrence said whatever popped into her brain and then had to disappear for five years.
by mgg January 12, 2024
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prize fries

Prize fries are fries you find at the bottom of the fast food bag after you think you've finished your fries.
Damn, these fries are already gone, I should have gotten a large! Ahh, wait, look at this, prize fries!
by mgg October 27, 2015
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Whiteprivy

Whiteprivy is something white people do when they desperately want to show they know worlds other than white. It often results in poor singalong to music that has nothing to do with their experience, listing off things they love that are random but related to other cultures, getting inked to show they're privy to things not white, pointing out their love for things made by people of color, especially around people of color.
Why does your friend always sing the worse JayZ lyrics to himself and talk about the existential crises of James Baldwin in his last works whenever he sees me?
Man, it's whiteprivy, we should sing some Bruce Springstein and discuss the privilege of Holden Caulfield every time he's in the car, right?
by mgg January 12, 2024
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rehoming fee

Take our pet, it's a total terror, and also give us some money.
That dog we found by the dumpster just tore up all of our carpet and ate the hamster. Let's list it on craigslist and see if we can get a rehoming fee.
by mgg November 21, 2013
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Mom barbie

A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.
"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
by mgg November 25, 2018
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Twickle

A social media whore who follows people so that they will follow back and then after a few days unfollows so they look more interesting than they are.
Man! I've been following him for days and I don't care how much he benched at the gym, he twickled everyone into following his lame ass life.
by mgg August 19, 2014
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Lil Kim

The etiology varies based on demographic

Gen X: The flyest female rapper

Millennials: To emulate Kim K, long black hair, big lips, corset, spray tan.

Gen Z: The Flyest female rapper
You seen little Kim? Yeah, she's having her extensions done in her story.
No, I mean Lil Kim, she's on tour, my mom's taking me.
by mgg January 13, 2024
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