7 definitions by mgg
Portland studies is when you try and have a basic conversation, but everything has to be filtered because everything is offensive.
"I'm sorry, did you just say your day was crazy? No. Crazy isn't something you should being saying. Ever. This is basic Portland Studies"
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
"What do you mean by native plant? We say indigenous lettuce. Native plants have very offensive connotations. Read dude. Portland studies."
"To say New Yorkers are fast talkers is slightly xenophobic, be careful with that. Oh, you're from California? Fuck California. We hate all Californians in Portland. Chapter one, Portland studies."
by mgg November 25, 2018
Prize fries are fries you find at the bottom of the fast food bag after you think you've finished your fries.
Damn, these fries are already gone, I should have gotten a large! Ahh, wait, look at this, prize fries!
by mgg September 13, 2015
What happens to women's feet in heels with sandal straps than run horizontal and her foot slides forward and toes swell up.
by mgg August 19, 2014
That dog we found by the dumpster just tore up all of our carpet and ate the hamster. Let's list it on craigslist and see if we can get a rehoming fee.
by mgg November 21, 2013
A social media whore who follows people so that they will follow back and then after a few days unfollows so they look more interesting than they are.
Man! I've been following him for days and I don't care how much he benched at the gym, he twickled everyone into following his lame ass life.
by mgg August 19, 2014
To hoard, or refuse to part with something despite it being old/broken/in disrepair, found outside someone's house.
"Look at this coffee table I made out of stacked pallets and old thread spools I re-purposed! Isn't it funky?!"
"No, it looks like post-apocalyptic junk."
"No, it looks like post-apocalyptic junk."
by mgg June 14, 2015
A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.
"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
by mgg November 25, 2018