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MalliHerb
noun;
an officer who consistently causes his subordinates to remain on bullshit operations for hours on end; who routinely forgets to pay coworkers; a chronic "mountain out of mole hills" maker.
a grown man who rides a razor scooter.
verb;
to be duped into nonsensical, overly-cautious shenanigans, again for hours on end; to be bamboozled by a Malliherb
an officer who consistently causes his subordinates to remain on bullshit operations for hours on end; who routinely forgets to pay coworkers; a chronic "mountain out of mole hills" maker.
a grown man who rides a razor scooter.
verb;
to be duped into nonsensical, overly-cautious shenanigans, again for hours on end; to be bamboozled by a Malliherb
Bob kept us on a 2 minute gas leak for over three hours checking every building in the neighborhood. He's the original MalliHerb.
"We stood in the rain all night, then he forgot to pay us for the overtime."
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed"
"I made my self available for overtime last night and my name wasn't given to the aide"
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed".
"We stood in the rain all night, then he forgot to pay us for the overtime."
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed"
"I made my self available for overtime last night and my name wasn't given to the aide"
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed".
MalliHerb by mumbleduster August 2, 2019
mollister
The Coolest girl I know. Outgoing, opinionated, stubborn, sometimes cocky, but responsible, talented, crazy, random, and the most amazing person i know!
mollister by BK's_Shortie January 16, 2008
Jayda the mollester
Thinks she Asian but is full white
Proudly represents all of Alabama
Ultra lesbian
In love with her sister but only when outside of Alabama
Still dates dudes but only if they let her bring out her mega dildo
Has 5 rows of teeth that her boyfriend enjoys
Worst softball player at everything except grabbing balls
Got rejected by rio because he already had his sister, Rasheeka, and francheska
Non existent hairline unless you consider the McDonald’s logo a line
Proudly represents all of Alabama
Ultra lesbian
In love with her sister but only when outside of Alabama
Still dates dudes but only if they let her bring out her mega dildo
Has 5 rows of teeth that her boyfriend enjoys
Worst softball player at everything except grabbing balls
Got rejected by rio because he already had his sister, Rasheeka, and francheska
Non existent hairline unless you consider the McDonald’s logo a line
Jayda the mollester by Ur mum gay 6ix 9ine March 22, 2019
Mollester
Adjective. Something white trash, low class and totally pathetic people accuse others of being out of malice when they are too uneducated to know how to spell it and too ignorant and/or lazy to look it up.
They were falsely accused of being child mollesters by the sick fucks whose minds work like that and who should be locked up for thinking things like that in the first place.
Mollester by Considerthesources January 12, 2005
Molishever
I type of crustacean that lives in the ocean and in salty marshes, and has very long penis. This penis is often used for balance, and it can even be used in a seesaw type of motion.
Max: Dude, did you see that molishever in the sand?
Steve: Yeah it looked like it was doing something I tried on my girlfriend!
Steve: Yeah it looked like it was doing something I tried on my girlfriend!
Molishever by 3thoalreadyhave1 September 21, 2011
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