millister

millister a person stuck between being a millennial and a hipster

Me: dude i found out my brother is a millister.
friend: what the fuck is a millister?
Me: a millister is a person who frequently wears a romper, smokes a vap pen, plays with a fidget spinner whilst sporting a man bun and a lumber jack style beard

by country bear January 19, 2019

9 millimeter solution

The use of a firearm, such as a 9mm pistol, to solve major people problems via homicide or suicide.

The retired cop choose the 9 millimeter solution, when his doctors told him he had incurable, painful cancer.

by I, Wreckerrr July 23, 2019

McAllistering

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.

James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.

by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011

Jenn McAllister

A super skinny thicc legend that stomps around flexin. They like to act, and film themselves sitting in their hallway. They are usually seen with Alyx Weiss, a classic thorter.

Look at that girl! She is such a Jenn Mcallister, wow she must weigh 100 lbs, only butt fat.

by jennxpenn_mcallister June 12, 2018

McAllister

The guy all the girls want. Nice, sweet, loving,and even handsome. Has an amazing smile. Best at all sports. He is one of a kind.

McAllister!!!
Yes,wassup
Can we hang out sometime

Yea sure

by ,? February 10, 2019

Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

by Ello Gov'ner February 6, 2015

Strawberry Milkster

A. A man who puts his honor on the line and keeps drinking strawberry milk is known to all as Strawberry Milkster.

B. Let's say you drink too much strawberry milk during the day and wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom.
But it's cold outside.
You don't want to leave the comfort of your futon.
But the urge to pee gets stronger and stronger! Anguish! Worry! Trouble! You make up your mind and go to the toilet! You stand in front of the john! You let loose! Man, that feeling of release! All that pent-up feeling being released! But then you realize you're not in front of the john, you're still under the covers! That warm feeling spreads between your thighs.
But it won't stop.
You can't stop! That's what it's all about.
That's the true nature of Strawberry Milkster! Understand?!

C. Gintoki from the anime Gintama

I drink strawberry milk for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I guess you could say I'm something of a Strawberry Milkster!

by FrenchPea January 5, 2020