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multishirk

Time wasting on a superior level.
eg. Relaxing at work browsing the internet, listening to music, playing games on line, chatting on the phone...
"Fix the database? No can do, I'm too busy multishirking, sorry"
multishirk by Gordon April 2, 2003

mullashed 

While standing next to a mullet wearer,being smacked in the face by the ape drape when the proud owner suddenly and unexpectedly turns their head and the flowing mane acts as whip.Some mullet wearers have actually refined this phenomenon into an offensive and defensive tactical weapon.
At monster truck rallies,it is prudent to leave a vacant seat on either side of yourself to avoid being mullashed.
mullashed by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011

MalliHerb 

noun;

an officer who consistently causes his subordinates to remain on bullshit operations for hours on end; who routinely forgets to pay coworkers; a chronic "mountain out of mole hills" maker.

a grown man who rides a razor scooter.

verb;

to be duped into nonsensical, overly-cautious shenanigans, again for hours on end; to be bamboozled by a Malliherb
Bob kept us on a 2 minute gas leak for over three hours checking every building in the neighborhood. He's the original MalliHerb.

"We stood in the rain all night, then he forgot to pay us for the overtime."
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed"

"I made my self available for overtime last night and my name wasn't given to the aide"
"Damn, you got MalliHerbed".
MalliHerb by mumbleduster August 2, 2019

mulliter 

1. Having a haircut in the style of a mullet.
2. A person of which has committed an extreme fashion faux pas, with bad style including clothing, hair, etc.
Look at that loser's waist high pants, what a mulliter!
mulliter by wershan May 6, 2003

Multishirting

The process of wearing more than one shirt, giving each shirt a specific task.
I usually wear three shirts. If I take the top one off there is a chance I'm going back out. If I take the middle one off, I am not leaving for sure. If I take the final one off I am going to bed. Multishirting is the best.
Multishirting by Nevan & Tristan December 4, 2005

mollister 

The Coolest girl I know. Outgoing, opinionated, stubborn, sometimes cocky, but responsible, talented, crazy, random, and the most amazing person i know!
Ohh Myy Gahhh!!! Look at mollister. She's soo like totally cool!
mollister by BK's_Shortie January 16, 2008