mollister 

The Coolest girl I know. Outgoing, opinionated, stubborn, sometimes cocky, but responsible, talented, crazy, random, and the most amazing person i know!

Ohh Myy Gahhh!!! Look at mollister. She's soo like totally cool!

mollister by BK's_Shortie January 16, 2008

Trout Molester 

A Trout Molester is someone who has no self-control when it comes to their raging libido. A Trout Molester will dip his penis into anything that has a hole regardless of obvious painful consequences.

They will even perform throat sex on a Trout while totally disregarding the fact they have razor sharp teeth -- all in the name of an insatiable and overwhelming lust for sexual release.

Trout Molester = A person of Extreme Sexual Deviance.

Matthew: Wtf is going on in this god damned neighbourhood? Someone is going around removing door knobs on all the homes while leaving clumps of mayonnaise in it's place. Weird.

Higz: You have it all wrong, dude. It was Terry the Trout Molester who lives on the corner. He is responsible, and by the way; that's not mayonnaise.

Matthew: Huh?

Higz: The guy has no self-control, and he will stick his dick in anything with a hole, regardless of whether or not it has a pulse. Last week I caught the Trout Molester in the park having sex with a hollowed out cob of corn. He said that he suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder and therefore, "not (his) fault".

Matthew: What a sick cunt! Tonight I'll be rigging a door knob and motion detector to my wood chipper out back. That'll learn 'em, fuck yeah!

Trout Molester by Higzy Teflon April 28, 2012

stock molester

Crooked stock promoter. One who engages in securities fraud. A deceitful stockbroker. A scam artist in the stock business. White collar criminal.

I was told to buy this stock at two dollars last week, now its trading at two cents! That stock molester just dumped all his paper in the market and left me hanging with worthless stock...

stock molester by Tony parsnips September 5, 2019

fish molester 

A fisherman who catches and keeps tiny fish .

Look at that fish molester he's keeping minnows hopefully the game warden catches him.

fish molester by imjustsayin33 April 12, 2019

McAllistering 

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.

James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.

McAllistering by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011

mccollister 

A gentleman who has no balls, lacks a spine, and shows many distinct characteristics of a fragile snowflake.

Tony was crying after being tackled in a football game. He is such a Mccollister.

mccollister by JudasMcCollister March 23, 2017

Jenn McAllister 

A super skinny thicc legend that stomps around flexin. They like to act, and film themselves sitting in their hallway. They are usually seen with Alyx Weiss, a classic thorter.

Look at that girl! She is such a Jenn Mcallister, wow she must weigh 100 lbs, only butt fat.

Jenn McAllister by jennxpenn_mcallister June 12, 2018