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MolliJo is a GORGEOUS short little bitch with a temper from hell. Don't fuck with her or she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk it dry! But, as long as you treat her good and never mistreat animals in front of her.. you'll only see the sweet beautiful side of her! She's mixed race and comes from a huge family. So mind your peas and ques around her.. all in all Mollijo's are everyone's favorite hottie with them hands!

Why is the bitch mean mugging?
Look away before she Mollijos you up the backside of your head!

mollijo by MommaPajama December 19, 2024

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molliwop

to wreck someone sumthin vicious.. strong powerful hits , to get beat up( she got molliwopped)

son did u see them girls wreckin shawty straight molliwopped her ass

molliwop by tia0918 March 24, 2007

Related Words

mollijo • mollyjoy • Mollipop • Molliwomp • Millijoint • mollicola • mollio • Molliologist • Mollison • Molliwog

mollyjogger

Modern day term for a drug runner/dealer.

I'm looking to party - Can I get the number of your Mollyjogger?

mollyjogger by TheTyce October 16, 2018

molliwopped

To smack someone across the face with your penis. Cock-slap.

Dominick: Yo how was hanging out with your girlfriend?
Micael: Nice man, you already know i straight molliwopped da bitch

molliwopped by amc3 August 21, 2011

Mollipop

a blowjob from a girl named Molly. One of the best experiences ever, if i do say so myself.

Molly just gave me a killer mollipop on the way to the game.

Mollipop by getsshitdone July 25, 2011

mollicola

A sexy ass beast with a big weiner which women crave......

nuff said

fran didnt right this

omg that mollicola is hot

mollicola by bangdiddy December 3, 2011

Mollipop

A cute nickname for a guy to call his girlfriend if her name Is Molly.

Bob: hey mollipop come here

Molly:Oooh he's Sooo dreeaamy

Mollipop by Bskansuqa May 3, 2011

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026