Molliologist 

Someone who specializes in the study of Mollie; and, is diversed in the different ways in which too consume Mollie

I'm the Molliologist.

Molliologist by Ghost the Forgotten One June 14, 2018

lolliologist 

Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job position in the world!

"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"

Hey, did you see that episode of "Unwrapped" where the chick presented herself as a lolliologist?

lolliologist by Tracy R April 9, 2007

moriologist

A person who has been hired to mourn at a funeral!

"That veiled woman is an absolute moriologist!"

moriologist by Dr. Sam Sultan October 17, 2014

mallologist 

Noun mall - ol - o - gist
Someone who is a connoisseur in the study of malls.
A person or machine who catalogs mall history.
A person or machine who studies mall history.

future generations will be able to scrutinizes the history of great malls thanks to the contribution of modern day mallologists.

mallologist by massiveExperiment June 15, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022