Molliologist 

Someone who specializes in the study of Mollie; and, is diversed in the different ways in which too consume Mollie

I'm the Molliologist.

Molliologist by Ghost the Forgotten One June 14, 2018

lolliologist 

Apparently, this is someone who studies how to make the "perfect" lollipop. May also be referred to as the most pointless job position in the world!

"A person who is a master at making lollipops, it isn't something you can learn in school!"

Hey, did you see that episode of "Unwrapped" where the chick presented herself as a lolliologist?

lolliologist by Tracy R April 9, 2007

moriologist

A person who has been hired to mourn at a funeral!

"That veiled woman is an absolute moriologist!"

moriologist by Dr. Sam Sultan October 17, 2014

mallologist 

Noun mall - ol - o - gist
Someone who is a connoisseur in the study of malls.
A person or machine who catalogs mall history.
A person or machine who studies mall history.

future generations will be able to scrutinizes the history of great malls thanks to the contribution of modern day mallologists.

mallologist by massiveExperiment June 15, 2021