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Moldenized 

The feeling when you wake up in the morning and still doesn't want to get out of bed, but there you are trying your best attempting to set your mind and body not to sleep again.
Tomorrow first thing in the morning I will be moldenized, so help me gods and goddesses lend me your strength!
Moldenized by zebsaip July 17, 2019

Jayda the mollester 

Thinks she Asian but is full white
Proudly represents all of Alabama

Ultra lesbian

In love with her sister but only when outside of Alabama

Still dates dudes but only if they let her bring out her mega dildo
Has 5 rows of teeth that her boyfriend enjoys
Worst softball player at everything except grabbing balls
Got rejected by rio because he already had his sister, Rasheeka, and francheska
Non existent hairline unless you consider the McDonald’s logo a line

Mollester 

Adjective. Something white trash, low class and totally pathetic people accuse others of being out of malice when they are too uneducated to know how to spell it and too ignorant and/or lazy to look it up.
They were falsely accused of being child mollesters by the sick fucks whose minds work like that and who should be locked up for thinking things like that in the first place.
Mollester by Considerthesources January 12, 2005

mullenize 

to take something that works an mess it up to where nobody else can use it. it would be cheaper to buy a new one then to try an repair the one that mullenized
that truck it wont start with a key you have to use the light switch an turn the heater up half way its been mullenized
mullenize by jackbeefman December 19, 2011

Mollexted 

Ugh, he/she (unnoticed/unattractive to one self) sexted me. Yucky! I've been mollexted.
Mollexted by gardenmae August 22, 2016

Millenzee 

Millenzee - the straddle group comprised of the last Millennials and the first Z’s.
These Millenzees, as a segment, will be defined by the pandemic
Millenzee by JCinPHX September 19, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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