The inflammation of a Millennial. The presence of any discomfort or pain that is unwanted in someone feeling entitled to life without pain. Pain can manifest as physical symptoms or emotional distress, brought on by such conditions as the "common cold" or a "differing opinion". Typically found within the Millennia Generation, this dangerous condition is also contagious to non-Millennials feeling similarly entitled, and can be referred to "Millennieitis by Poxy".

Michael, a 28 year old man-boy, suffered from a stuffy nose requiring his mother to bring him to the emergency department.

"Is it serious?" mom asks.
"No, its millennieitis"

Millennieitis by arnoldmd November 6, 2017

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Millenientality

The self-important state of thinking in the mind of an over privileged, over educated, over funded 20-30-something who opines that the worst thing in the world for them is when you answer a friend in her home..."Would you like some water?" with "Yes, please." and then you hear her running the tap in the kitchen.

Jessica and Michael, bonded by being the most popular names EVER, expressed their innate millenientality by supporting Donald Trump because he "stood up for them against the fake news,” He was of the age where his millenientality showed every time he got on his soapbox about requiring manufacturers of face masks to certify in writing that the black ones worked just as well as the white.

Millenientality by You rReal Name May 31, 2020

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