molars 

molars are robust and broad teeth located towards the rear of the oral cavity. they maintain a significant role in the overall function and health of the mouth.

your friends should always thoroughly inspect your molars. make sure they're aware of their condition at all times.

"Hey, best friend. Let's see those molars."

molars by feculents June 14, 2024

Rotten Molars 

Due to a lack of oral hygiene ie: brushing, flossing and mouthwash

Buddy''s mouth smells like an open sewer. It's because he has a bad case of Rotten Molars!

Rotten Molars by will bitten October 2, 2016

caveman molars 

To have teeth that look and smell like they should be in a caveman's mouth.

Did you see Danny's teeth, that fools got caveman molars!

caveman molars by Charles La Ferrera February 4, 2007

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015

molar concentration 

Something you learn in chemistry which my cousin calls hell

I would rather eat Popeyes biscuit than learn molar concentration

molar concentration by Aughbygarrison May 16, 2022

Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

Sweet Sassy Molassy by Burgertime April 21, 2003

molassochist 

Someone who derives pleasure from causing a process to move painfully slow.

The guy at the DMV is a molassochist!

molassochist by Mike Shryock December 29, 2007