molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

molasses

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

molasses

it's a seasoning or a spice

"do you have any molasses"
"oh... you mean the seasoning?"

by everyonesalittlegayiguess July 13, 2021

molasses

A person who eats so slow that molasses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.

Laura, you're such a molasses!

by Laurel52 July 24, 2008

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma July 20, 2015

Molasses

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.

Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.

by PIMP MOLASSES February 1, 2004