molasses 

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

molasses by red_beard_neo April 5, 2004

molasses 

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

molasses by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

molasses 

it's a seasoning or a spice

"do you have any molasses"
"oh... you mean the seasoning?"

molasses by everyonesalittlegayiguess July 12, 2021

molasses 

A person who eats so slow that molasses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.

Laura, you're such a molasses!

molasses by Laurel52 August 21, 2008

molasses 

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

molasses by R. Kemp July 24, 2006

Molasses 

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.

Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.

Molasses by PIMP MOLASSES February 1, 2004

molasses mustache 

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes

After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving

molasses mustache by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015