Molasses

The biggest pimp and the ultimate example of leetness.

Dude molasses is one big fucking pimp.

by PIMP MOLASSES February 01, 2004

molasses

A thick, dark, syrupy substance made by boiling the juice of the sugar cane plant. With a great taste and plenty of iron and calcium, it's superior to table sugar and most sweeteners in just about every way.

Molasses is good in coffee.

by red_beard_neo April 05, 2004

molasses

A person with not many athletic abilities in the discipline of track and field.

Man that Kieran sure is molasses.

by Alex.Flash June 18, 2011

molasses

it's a seasoning or a spice

"do you have any molasses"
"oh... you mean the seasoning?"

by everyonesalittlegayiguess July 13, 2021

molasses

A person who eats so slow that molasses seems faster or equal to their consumption rate.

Laura, you're such a molasses!

by Laurel52 July 24, 2008

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma July 20, 2015

molasses

A slang word for cum or semen.

The girl's cooch was so tight that I was bustin' blackberry molasses in no time!

by R. Kemp July 24, 2006