moisure 

A most likely brother that calls you moisuren, and you call him moisure. Only nice brothers are able to be called moisure.

Hey moisure, wanna play some Roblox?

moisure by ACapybaraNamedGort March 15, 2023

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

Heat-seeking moisture missile by bookfraud April 1, 2015

Lady Moisture 

*in old english accent*
The fluid that is produced when a female is sexually aroused.

Fruit puch is the devil's lady moisture.

Lady Moisture by swaggie# May 6, 2014

moisture farm 

A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.

Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.

moisture farm by LanceATX June 4, 2018

moisture muffin

When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.

Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."

moisture muffin by Jorts McVagisil December 3, 2009

moisture meter

A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

moisture meter by Coco Sean August 3, 2017

Enslaved moisture 

Water trapped in a plastic bottle

“Ah yes, enslaved moisture.”

Enslaved moisture by stonks22 June 30, 2019