moisure

A most likely brother that calls you moisuren, and you call him moisure. Only nice brothers are able to be called moisure.

Hey moisure, wanna play some Roblox?

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Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.

When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.

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The fluid that is produced when a female is sexually aroused.

Fruit puch is the devil's lady moisture.

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A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.

Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.

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When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.

Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."

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A 10 point FDA certified scale of vaginal moisture. 1 being equivalent to the Sahara Desert and 10 being Niagra Falls.

My girl about drowned me last night. She was totally a 10 on the moisture meter.

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