moistus
Whether due to excessive sweating or aggressive squirting, moistus is almost always a pleasurable experience.
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Posterize Moisturize
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016
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Does Chris moisturize?
Does Chris moisturize?
Does Chris moisturize? by Does Chris moisturize? August 26, 2019
Heat-seeking moisture missile
A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
Heat-seeking moisture missile by bookfraud April 1, 2015
Moistism
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.
Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.
Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".
Person B: Actually it was only 96.
2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.
Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.
3.
Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.
Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.
Person B: F*** you.
Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".
Person B: Actually it was only 96.
2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.
Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.
3.
Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.
Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.
Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
Lady Moisture
Lady Moisture by swaggie# May 6, 2014
moisture farm
A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.
Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.
moisture farm by LanceATX June 4, 2018