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Posterize Moisturize 

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Does Chris moisturize? 

The idea of questioning if Chris from Mrbeast YouTube videos moisturizes.

Heat-seeking moisture missile

A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011

Lady Moisture 

*in old english accent*
The fluid that is produced when a female is sexually aroused.
Fruit puch is the devil's lady moisture.
Lady Moisture by swaggie# May 6, 2014

moisture farm 

A social media profile where seemingly every post is a thirst trap, so much so that the casual observer is unable to tell if it may be run by a bot.
Wait, do you actually know this guy? He followed me on insta but his feed is such a moisture farm I thought it was fake.
moisture farm by LanceATX June 4, 2018