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Females between the ages of 18 and 25 who is down for anything.
This party is a total Sausage Festival where are all the moisties?
Moisties by scottfilly November 30, 2009
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The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating

vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
"Hey you there", "MOISTIES". (moisties action included).
moisties by Mj Nehh September 29, 2010
moisties by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.
Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.
moisties by Bullz August 3, 2007

mashing moisties 

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.
We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
moistie by toddler November 9, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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