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The forward and backward two finger movement, simulating

vaginal G'spot exploration causing a wet spot in panties.
"Hey you there", "MOISTIES". (moisties action included).
moisties by Mj Nehh September 29, 2010
moisties by Anonymous September 29, 2003
Moist weed, marijauana, that is fresh and is very potent.

Moist, green and sticky.
Pack me a bowl of the fresh moisties. I don't want any of that dry weed.
moisties by Bullz August 3, 2007

mashing moisties 

A slang term for intercourse, although certain regional uses may reference kissing.
We were mashing moisties last night, even though she has a boyfriend.
An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
Moistism by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".
I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.
moistie by toddler November 9, 2004