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Named after Derek Morgan From Criminal Minds. It describes how one can be rugby tackled to the ground from a sprint.
A:"You got Morganed!"
B: "Yep - that sure was an epic tackle!
Morganed by Chocolate Frog February 27, 2009

J.P. Morganed 

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price
1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.
One of the nicest people alive. They have a big heart and an even bigger smile. Mohaned is also funny in their own unique way. Mohaned doesn't believe violence is the answer but if it comes down to it then watch out.
"If you need someone, Mohaned is there. Don't try mess with him though."
Mohaned by KitKatChunky886 April 4, 2017
I pounded my cock into her. she moaned so loud. I picked up the 12 inch dildo and shoved it into her ass . She screamed. She called out my name.

The next day she texted me and asked if we could have a threesome with her friend Tiffany. How could I say no? That night I walked into my room and saw her and Tiffany playing with dildos and vibrators. I was soooo hard. I jumped onto the bed and started to play with their breasts. I stuck Tiffany’s tit in my mouth and started to fuck Brittany with a dildo. We pause and I get undressed. The girls start kissing and fingering each other. Shoved my cock into Brittany’s mouth while Tiffany started playing with her boobs. I cum in her mouth and shove my cock into Tiffany’s pussy and a dildo in her ass. Tiffany starts to lick Brittany’s pussywhile I fuck her doggystyle.

I’m sooo horny right now anyone wanna fuuucckk
Moaned by JJdj May 6, 2019
"We have just been morganed!"
"Oh my GOD! We were just morganed! By Morgan himself!"
"I have totally been morganed by Calculus!"
Morganed by Niffer10 October 7, 2011
Person 1: "mohaned"
Person 2: "oh no"
mohaned by doofypuuty March 29, 2021