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MOFWIK’S 

Married Old Fucks With Kids: younger adult couples can’t stand couple with kids because they no longer have any fun.
“Don’t even bother asking them. Those two stupid MOFWIK’S never go out anymore and if they do they drink ice tea.
MOFWIK’S by BillyBeer0719 August 21, 2022
Related Words
mofwic • MFWIC • moficient • Moffic • moffice • mofice • Mofickle • Moficky • Mofoic • mofricka
a tech-geek spawnling, it stands for MotherFucker What's In Charge
"Hey Intern! Who's the MFWIC around here?"
"You are, sir!"
"That's right, bi-atch!"
MFWIC by emily November 9, 2004
A man office. An office or workspace, usually located in the home, designed by and for a man. The moffice includes features and amenities that support a man's lifestyle - such as posters on the wall, big screen TV, comfortable seating, and even a kegerator. It's where a man goes to work.

Similar: Mancave in a more business-like setting.
-Dude, are you going to be working later?

-Yeah, I'm working out of my moffice today. Come by for a beer since I'm about to send in my report.
moffice by wland July 12, 2011

mofricka 

a MOther FRICKin' Awesome person. Most commonly used as a term of endearment
Happy Friday, Mofricka!
mofricka by TDJontheWWW April 3, 2011
Old Boss: who are you?
New Boss: I m someone standing in front of you with a gun in his poket' you can call me Mfwic" moher fucker what's in charge"
Mfwic by mad_itoxIC August 7, 2012
Wigger for "motherfucker". First appeared in a video of a white kid rapping.
YO MOFICKY.
Moficky by Corbonia April 22, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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