first shit of the day (fsotd) - arriving to work and finding the nice, freshly cleaned bathroom, and being the first person to shit in the toilet.
"Man I had all that coffee and a bran muffin for breakfast, but since I was at work so early I was still in time to take the fsotd!"
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
"How was it?"
A clean bathroom makes for a great first shit of the day."
by wland January 25, 2011
A man office. An office or workspace, usually located in the home, designed by and for a man. The moffice includes features and amenities that support a man's lifestyle - such as posters on the wall, big screen TV, comfortable seating, and even a kegerator. It's where a man goes to work.
Similar: Mancave in a more business-like setting.
Similar: Mancave in a more business-like setting.
-Dude, are you going to be working later?
-Yeah, I'm working out of my moffice today. Come by for a beer since I'm about to send in my report.
-Yeah, I'm working out of my moffice today. Come by for a beer since I'm about to send in my report.
by wland July 12, 2011
when you clean up the bathroom toilet and surrounding area after taking a major dump, with the hope that other users of the bathroom will do the same thing - since you'll likely be coming back there later that day to use the bathroom again.
dude, i wiped my seat and changed the roll of paper after my last shit since i'm trying to score some bathroom karma. that burrito i had for lunch isn't sitting well and i'm sure i'll be back in the bathroom later this afternoon.
by wland April 29, 2011