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When cursing is unacceptable because you're either at church or at a business meeting or among mixed company or you want your underage kids to use a curse word and the verb or noun mother fucker needs to be used you can you mofackle instead.
Confession to Priest: Forgive me father, for i have been a bad mofackle!

In anger: You are on dumb mofackle!

Son: Daddy that mother fucker almost hit us running that red light!

Dad: I know son but please use mofackle instead!
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Shifty McFickle

A person or object that could be considered very unreliable, unpredictable, tricky, deceitful, and/or questionable. Can quickly go from good to bad/ cooperative to fuckey. Basically a fun way to call a person or object an all around bastard.
1.) My car randomly breaks down on me, it's such a Shifty McFickle.

2.) Timmy doesn't give a damn about anyone but himself, he is just a Shifty McFickle.
Shifty McFickle by DirtyDan614 April 19, 2015
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026