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It's an allaround word. No specific meaning. Just moff. Something good, can be used in every sentence.
This food was moffigt, great job.
moffigt by Moffuru gibburu March 19, 2021
heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"
I am proper Moffit...
moffit by Dan Perry March 31, 2004
A girl or guy who refuses to accept that she is beautiful/he is handsome, and Moffitts are amazingly smart and wise. He is a wonderful friend and is recommended that you find a Moffitt, for they are quite rare. You can trust him with everything, but his only weakness is that he is too loyal and kind hearted.
You need a Moffitt in your life.
That Moffitt is a tricky person to figure out. But really loyal.
Moffitt by ThatCrazyFox247 September 8, 2020
To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.
That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.
moffit by Mark Echo January 27, 2010
A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.
Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit
Moffit by MMSObserver July 13, 2009
Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!
"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"
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