moff

"moff" is a synonym for legendary, or legend.
it is moff to come up with the phrase "look, i made my DNA today, there it is, floating about like a gypsy"
by mrs de veir June 25, 2005
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A term commonly used in the North East of Scotland. It means excellent, brilliant etc.
That's pure moff, like.
by PastyBlueHighlander February 11, 2011
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Morbidly
Obese
Fat
Fuck

Usually relating of a person of a rather larger than normal size, with a repulsive or disturbing appearance, and the characteristics of a fuck.
Sean: Hey man, look at dat nice girl righ o'er dare. I would sure hell tap dat ass

Nate: EWW REALLY DUDE!? Look at her! She naturally has a huge ass because she's a moff you freak.

Sean: Yo man, I like 'em fat. Mo' cushion for da pushin'. Ya kno what I'm sayin'?

Nate: ...
by M1NDL3SS June 24, 2011
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coined from the infamous yearbook camp leader, jeff moffiet
1. any action one can do that is percieved as vile or disgusting by others
2. a word used to describe absurdly gay men or non-gay men that can be perceived at absurdly gay
3. An open ended term used to describe the most lewd, kinky, perverse and vile sexual action in the human consiciousness.
4. masturbating
"that dude is such a moff" "andrew, i can see you moffing off"
by joe jonas June 30, 2008
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Moff, (Usually spelt "Moph" in english) is a highly versatile word, meaning any sort of lazy action, or a less than exceptionally executed task.

To 'Moff' (Moph) is to sit around being a layabout, and not participating in creating the greater good for society.

To do something in a 'Moffy' (Mophy) manner is to take part in an action without being very committed or performing at the zenith of ones abilities.

If something or someone looks. 'Moffy' (Mophy) it/they generally look uninterested and tired, or in the case of the object being a thing, look to be large, clumsy and/or of a funky colour.

In essence, 'Moff' (Moph) can be a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb or a preposition, but should be used with caution, as the word will lose it's meaning after a while.
Example 1. 'Moff is used as a verb:
Anton: What are you guys doing here?
Titus: Nothing, we're just moffing. You?
Anton: Nothing, i might aswell join you.

Example 2: 'Moffy' is used as an adverb:

Felix: How are we three goals down?
Henrik: Our goalkeeper is playing in a moffy manner.

Felix: Oh, yeah. He can be a real Moff sometimes.
by Smegway February 04, 2018
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Moff : A word used only in a small are of the Highlands of Scotland, mainly heard in a luxurious and splendid little Town called Dingwall usually used by the coolest guys in town called 'Gudgies'.
MOFF Means something spectacular, tremendous or outstanding.
"Here boi did you see Carl Davis hit 175mph down the A9 in the pure MOFF Renault Megane he has tuned up?"
by Moffatron5000 October 20, 2020
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A Norwegian slang word for the drug Morphine. It was used in the title of a Turbonegro song; Prima Moffe (Great Morphine).
I got zonked out on moffe.
by Computech October 21, 2007
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