moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"

I am proper Moffit...

moffit by Dan Perry March 31, 2004

moffit

To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.

That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.

moffit by Mark Echo January 27, 2010

Moffit

A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.

Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit

Moffit by MMSObserver July 13, 2009

Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!

"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"

Moffit by Joseph the noble prophet Smith January 9, 2008

Muffit 

A cup or other such drinking receptacle.

Can I have a muffit of tea please?

Muffit by stotches March 22, 2011

Muffit 

A cup. Not a type of cup. Just a cup. Just another word for a cup.

D'you want a drink? Beer? Coke? Muffit of tea?
Can I have a muffit of tea?

Muffit by Panarin February 26, 2021

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

Steven Moffat by You'll never guess August 3, 2012