Moffit

A fag that lets gays feel him up and has one testicle.

Did you hear what he did with the gay kid? Yeah, he's a moffit

by MMSObserver July 13, 2009

Moffit

Donkey Rapist, term popular in East Northamptonshire around small rural villages. Highly offensive!

"Dave is blatantly a Moffit."
"Lock up your Donkeys, there's a Moffit about!"
"What a moffit that guy behind the bar was!"
"He was sucking his thumb, what an absolute Moffit,"

by Joseph the noble prophet Smith January 9, 2008

moffit

heard in Clubs, usually in the Midlands area of the UK.

It basically means 'I am off it!"

I am proper Moffit...

by Dan Perry March 31, 2004

moffit

To pull into a parallel parking space head first rather than properly backing into it.

Source: Mike Moffit, a character on Seinfeld.

That douchebag pulled a moffit on me and stole the space I was about to back into.

by Mark Echo January 27, 2010

moffited

Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.

I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.

by iamnottomgreen2 May 6, 2014