modissionary 

a sex position named “modi” where he gets on top and does nothing

the patient was admitted into ICU but the doctor did a modissionary and the patient is dead now.

modissionary by talccc April 23, 2021

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

The most degenerate form of coitus that you can partake in.

Tom: I enjoy consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
John: I bet you want to cuddle and hold hands too, you whore!

consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation by Dj maxidanielXXX December 2, 2016

Missionary Position Football 

Really conservative football strategy that coaches use when they are trying to not lose instead of trying to win. Works sometimes in the regular season but rarely works in the playoffs.

Marty Shottenheimer, and Herm Edwards are the kings of Missionary Position Football. They don't understand that big risk yields big reward.

Missionary Position Football by dehubb October 26, 2011

consensual sex in the missionary position 

The most disgusting act one can engage in.

Jesus christ what a sick bastard, I heard he has consensual sex in the missionary position.

consensual sex in the missionary position by Anonymous101100 December 9, 2008

missionary monday 

A rule where you can only have sex with a girl in missionary on Monday

Why are we having taco Tuesday on missionary Monday

missionary monday by Jerome123456789 March 5, 2019

Missionary 5th base 

Just like missionary position but just anal sex with the man in top.

Anal sex without doggie style, missionary 5th base.

Missionary 5th base by Good ole boy01 May 9, 2019

missionary muscles 

The triceps; they are the muscles that a man uses to support himself while having sex in the missionary position.

Oh man, I was on top of Renee for two hours last night and now my missionary muscles are killing me.

missionary muscles by silasmeister May 2, 2010