modifaker 

An adjective or adverb that everyone pretends has a general purpose meaning, but in reality is only ever used to modify one word.

The only thing that can be "unrequited" is love. The only thing you can be "voracious" at is reading. The only thing that anyone is "flamboyantly" is gay. So, "unrequited," "voracious" and "flamboyantly" are all modifakers.

modifaker by maxkeepsitreal1 June 12, 2008

MODINKER 

Someone trying to be something they are not. A poser cowboy saying they are a cowboy but they are not. Someone who trys to be a cowboy but has never riden a horse or been on a farm.

Why are you wearing a cowboy hat you Modinker, you have never even ridden a horse.

MODINKER by Sarahdup509 March 4, 2008

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body 

This is Peridot's definition of a shirt (they are actually shorts tho) to which Garnet replies, "Nice shorts..." Peridot is quite new to Earth so she doesn't know what a pair of shorts are.

green space dorito: imagine... appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body!
two lesbians that mould into one lesbian: nice shorts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

appearance modifiers that aren't melded to your body by imachickenugget May 22, 2020

Taking Dick Modifier 

This is the one of the key factors in finding a girl's hotness on the 1 to 10 scale. Normally, women are rated solely based off boobs, ass, face, etc...However, one of the most overlooked feature is the taking dick modifier, or TDM.

To determine a girl's TDM, one must talk to said female, stalk the shit out of her on facebook, analyze the way she struts, or figure something about her ability to, or lack thereof, wield a penis.

TDM's only apply to girls you would be willing to fuck. So, if there is a female that loves to gobble cock but is an absolute ogre at the same time, the TDM does not apply. At the same time, smoke-shows who avoid penis like it's the The Plague have a negative TDM which subtracts from her final 1 to 10 ranking. Therefore if a girl rated 6 has a TDM of +2, her ranking is boosted to 8. This means a male might find better luck hitting on the 6(2+) chick than hitting on the 10(-4) girl. Under this system, the hook-up culture is totally revolutionized.

Dude 1: Hey do you wanna go somewhere alone??

Hot Girl 1: Oh no I don't like getting into those situations. I gotta go home with my friends.

**Hot Girl leaves**

Dude 2: Bro!! That girl was a smoke-show! You get with her??

Dude 1: Fuck her dude! She was like a legit 9 but her Taking Dick Modifier was like -4.

Taking Dick Modifier by genghis khan swaggggg October 10, 2011

Motifake 

Those fake inspirational posters all over the internet. You know, the one that was funny the first time, but annoying the 18th time? Usually consisting of a black background with a picture in the middle, under the picture is a big, bold, white word, then under that a sentence delivering the punch line.

Usually made by people with not life and too much time of their hands, so the shoot out motifake after motifake onto the unsuspecting people.

"Picture of fat women"
ANOREXIA
Mabe they should try it
-Motifake

Motifake by OMG!876 October 3, 2008

modiffery 

Pronunciation:(mo-diff-er-ee)

A reference to the modified portions of a completed system that are not the original pieces of the system.

The modiffery was sufficient to enable the newly established requirements.

modiffery by wizardfusion December 11, 2017

Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM) 

GCCM automatically raises credibility of a source to 99.9999% if the source possesses Gori Chamdi (light skin) with the caveat that the opposing argument should come from Bhoora Chamdi (darker skin).

Pakistan's claim of not having lost a plane got some much needed Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM) juice from the ForeignPolicy.com article

Gori Chamdi Credibility Modifier (GCCM) by geniass_aag+laashein April 8, 2019