modernes

A club where a legendary wolfpack of 6 men shows upon a regular basis and roams around in circles to hit on every attractive woman there is. Usually they are closing more numbers than everyone else in the club combined and also they are the motherfucking gold standard. Also a place where Momedes the sweating black guy hangs out.

Loser 1: "Hey dude, let's hit the modernes tonight and do some whack ass talk!" Loser 2: "No man, Young Money will be there and take away all of our girls! Let's wank at home instead"

Hot Babe: "I so wanna go to Modernes tonight...I heard Julian the legend will be there" Bimbo friend: "Omg, totally!"

modernes by GegeltusGeltenkopp December 17, 2013

Modernell 

Modernell is the last name of a highly sought after family by the Federal Bureau of Investigation. While the family is compromised of over 1,000,002 members everyone is wanted due to the F.B.I's and C.I.A's join effort operation "Catch Those Fuckers" to catch L.M AKA "The Stig" AKA "The Professional" AKA "The-Guy-Who-Did-Your-Mom-Last-Night-While-You-Were-Traumatized-by-Her-Bloodcurdling-Screams-of-Joy". While local police departments have found many members of the Modernell family they always seem to get away in highly modified high performance vehicles. We.. I mean the F.B.I along with the C.I.A speculate that they run several underground tuning garages where they continue to sell dangerously modified cars along with the side hobby of selling a substance which they have named "cacaina" that is known to cause instant death if more than 1g is taken while increasing your reaction times if less than 1g is taken. It also gives you wings.

If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any Modernell family member please proceed with caution and call your local police department.

If L.M is caught there will be a $3,500,000USD reward paid in full tax-free.

Jason - "Yo, did you see that guy? I think he's a Modernell!"

Bubba - "Better not fuck with him or we're dead"

Jason - "Nah man, we gotta call the po-po!"

Bubba - "It's not worth it man, lets just ignore we saw him"

Jason - "But we gotta call the co.. -Jason gets shot by L.M before he finishes his sentence-"

Modernell by Totally-Not-The-C.I.A May 1, 2014

post-post-modernism 

The school of thought beyond that of post-modernism. Followed by post-post-post-modernism, which can either repeat back to modernism in a more "on-purpose"ful manner, or just make absolutely no sense at all. Ever.

Modernism: Writing something clever and witty on a billboard.

Post-Modernism: Writing the words "something clever and witty" on a billboard.

Post-Post-Modernism: Writing a billboard on some words.

Post-Post-Post-Modernism: Nailing a herring to a wall and punching it with a racquetball from 4-5 feet away while reciting Dostoyevsky quotes.

post-post-modernism by Guuse March 10, 2008

ModernSoldier 

Certified eshay and giga chad. His charisma is so powerful it makes all women's panties drop in a 5 metre radius when he looks at them.

I would love to be like ModernSoldier one day.

ModernSoldier by DoomViles May 6, 2021

Post-post modernism 

Also known as 'meta-modernism'. An inevitable categorical representation of our 'present' cultural age. It can be defined as a wide-ranging set of developments in critical theory, philosophy, architecture, art, literature and culture which are emerging from and reacting to post-modernism. Essentially, anyone that uses this term 95% of the time is a complete and utter pretentious and severely lost fuck-wit who views anything 'contemporary' with the same degree of fascination and reverence as anyone would today in context of artistic expressions before the 20th century. A million layers of irony and meta-observation coat the conceptual fabric of these peoples world perspective; nihilistic and empty speculations centred upon nothing comprise of their reality.

As can be deduced from the flowery and vague speculative language apparent (which is equally reflected within its actual content), meta-modernism is an aimless groping in the dark of an empty abyss, which cannot even be properly classified as a represented as 'nothingness', as it supposedly transcends all limitations of logical categories whilst at the same time remaining bound within them in a limbo state of infinite negation, construction, and the both synthesised into an infinite spiral which extends out into an unfathomable state of incalculable layers of irony.

Max: Hey Fenton, I just noticed that in your kindle library you had some post-post modernistic literature? Wtf is that shit?
Fenton: Ahh I'm glad you asked. Post-post modernism can be described in a nut-shell as an attempt of liberation of the inertia resulting from a century of modernistic idealogical naivety and cynical insincerity of its antonymous bastard child. It can be viewed as a movement in respect of transcending the super-imposed false dichotomies impressed upon our culture in hope of embracing a union of scientific-poetic synthesis and informed naivety of a magical realism of which exists -
Max: Lol wtf? What are you trying to say?
Fenton: Haha idk, it took me a couple hours to memorise and recite all the words and fuck you put me off but! I'll go from the beginning and recite this shit from scratch.
Max: Go to the fucking art-centre and you'll get all the chicks saying that shit, fuck man lets go tonight.
Fenton: Why do you think I bothered learning it cunt? Fuck yeah let's get some pussy tonight!

Post-post modernism by Jack3t818 May 13, 2017

ModernSoldier 

An absolute fucking chad and the biggest eshay ever. This mf gets all the ladies, aussies cant stand him cuz hes taking all the women.

This ModernSoldier is a fucking legend, i wanna be like him.

ModernSoldier by Idrk or could care less May 6, 2021

modernism 

A state in which irony becomes existentially externalized; usually through the introduction of new technology which is a skeuomorph of prior technology e.g. factories replacing farms in the era of late 1880's industrialization.

Modernism shifted parody from the literary to the existential; and heavily foreboded the existential self-parody of postmodernism.

modernism by sandraxine October 29, 2017